Text messages between me and bikini master, Coach Lion:
Me: Here's the pic of the overall bikini at Contra Costa. I feel very far away from looking remotely like this:
Me: I feel like I look like this:
Me: OK OK, if I looked like Stacie Tovar I would be OK with that. I would tell bikini to kiss my ass. For reals. Carry on and have a great Monday!
Coach Lion: Haha I love (and I mean this) the way you open the valve on how you feel so that you emotionally don't go all Mt. St. Helens.
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