IT'S TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

Matty (via text):

So last night IV and I had grilled hot dogs after pool time (he helped, really) and we had dinner on the porch. I took these two pictures because...

1) he loves grilled hot dogs and ate 2 whole hot dogs and a slice of bread:



2) because I made him wear underwear at the table and I knew you would be proud:



It's called standards, folks. I set 'em HIGH.