ON CHILDREN

IV: "Mama, how many children do you have?"

ME: Blink. Blink.

"Uh...just one. You. You are my only child."

IV: "Do you want more childrens?"

ME: "Well, yes, I do. I would like to have more children. What do you think about that?"

IV: "I think you should have three childrens. Boys."

ME: "Agreed, friend, agreed."